Dr. Tarby

Semi-Professional, in-depth analysis of the ponies we've come to love. And their sex life.

factorymanagement asked: What is this blog even for

God I dont even remember hahahahaha i think it was a joke blog

WHO TO DO NEXT.

Big mac (He’s not gay, I’m sorry)

Trixie (hahaha seth)

Or Carrot Top (sorry, glaze)

Nurse redheart

YOU DECIDE.

I’ll total up votes before I go to bed 

The Doctor Is In

I’m working on an analysis for several ponies, as well as expanding on some of the ones I’ve already done.

However, in the mean time, feel free to ask me any questions pertaining to any ponies, or, relatively, anything you think I’d know a little bit about.

(Also plan on doing something involving the new cheerilee x big mac episode)

(I Want To Bring This Back)

(Should I make this a weekly thing? Do either a pony or a pairing every week, either by vote or by what I’m interested in? Let me know!)

stablefree asked: What profession do you happen to have a PhD in, as to have earned the 'Dr.' title?

Actually, you don’t have to have any form of degree to legally call yourself a doctor ((at least for humans, though I’d assume it’s the same with ponies)). It’s always nice to have the paper, though. 

((the title was given to me by someone in the skype chat xD ider who it was, but it seemed to stick, so i went with it. I wasn’t actually the one who came up with it. Though, I should probably come up with a backstory…I wouldn’t mind integrating a story behind this all xD)) 

Octavia

Octavia is, above all else, a professional. She’s the regal side of rarity without the juvenile undertones and the mania. She’s passionate about her music, appears to be fairly intelligent, yet in much of the fandom has a knack for layering her comments with a thin veil of sarcasm. Still, from what’s been theorized and presented in the majority of the fanbase involving her, she appears to be a force to be reckoned with.

I think a one night stand isn’t completely out of the question with her - she’s a professional musician, in most fanons and headcanons she’s relatively notable and tours to a certain extent, so picking up a colt every few shows is within reason, though it would be more to take care of stress relief/relaxation than for anything else. You’d have to be fucking incredible to really stick out in her memory, because chances are under normal circumstances you’d be just another cock for her to use. By the same token, however, you’d be relatively lucky - if you met her backstage, unless you paid to go backstage, males have a much harder time getting back there than females do (females are, to body guards and security, less threatening and less potentially dangerous than males, so they’re a lot less strict about letting them through). You might be able to catch her at a lounge or something of the sorts (don’t really see her as a bar & grille kind of mare), but getting close to her would be difficult.

Relationships with her or any other traveling musician or actor would be even harder. Really it depends on two things:

1. is she touring?
2. How serious are you?

If she’s not touring, she might be willing to have a fling - anything from a few weeks to a few months. It would be sweet, it would be somewhat romantic, but I honestly don’t see it going anything more than that. If you were something “special” in her eyes, she might opt to settle down for a bit, but you’d have to be “The One” for her to put aside her career to pay attention to you, and for a professional, strong-willed mare like herself, even that might not be enough.

If she’s touring, chances are she would want to avoid a relationship, because it means being tethered down. If you went with her, you’d be another expense, and another thing on her plate to deal with; if you didn’t go with her, it would be a perpetual thread of consciousness and worry in the back of her head, which is distracting and frustrating, especially if it’s a monogamous relationship. Your best bet would be, if you REALLY want to hold on to her, go for an open relationship - fuck who ya want, but the feelings are still solely for one another. That might work. Then again, it might not. That’s a chance that you’d need to be willing to take if you wanted to make it last.

Now, in several part of the fandom, Octavia is shipped with Vinyl Scratch. Honestly, I don’t see that pairing happening, or at least lasting for too long. Though I see her as an open minded individual, I really don’t see her pursuing an actual homosexual relationship - maybe a one night stand here or there (mares would be more common after shows anyway), but a full on relationship doesn’t seem likely. Then again, if paired with VS, Vinyl might be the one steering that relationship, but by the same token, I don’t see Ms. Scratch as one to settle down with one pony either.

Overall, 4/10 - she’d be fun, if you can get to her, and once you do, hanging on won’t be easy.

(In response to http://aussieasher.tumblr.com/)

Jackle App

Jackle app, from every experience I can think of, is about fun. Not quite to the extremes of pinkie pie, but a bit more than I’d concider vinyl scratch. He’d be relatively down for anything, though i honestly don’t see him being huge on the party scene.

I’m not entirely sure how he’d be on one night stands, depending on who it was i assume he’d be fine with it, though I don’t see him as being one to fuck a different pony every night. though outwardly flashy and extravagant, i assume he’d be just as happy to sit back and chill as he would be to go around and destroy things for shits and giggles.

Relationships, you’d have to be flexible. Jackle seems like the type of individual who WOULD be willing to settle down, but there would have to be a connection there, both because a) he’s a gryphon, which comes with it’s own series of taboo, being a different species than the majority of the group/community/whatever, and b) You’d have to be just as willing to sit back and put your feet up as you would be to cause mayhem.

I don’t see him as someone who would have impeccably high expectations and incredibly stringent taste/requirements, as long as some type of connection is there. I do see him as being fairly open minded for most things, so bonus points if you’re the same. I would see the intimate life being more about the fun of it, then about the sensualness or the lovingness, though if you got close enough and the relationship were to build, that may easily change